There comes a time in every man's life When he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina That would be crappy 'Cause periods suck (And commas rule!) This is sex-education, not grammar, fool! When she gives you affection (Woah) You better wear protection That skank might have an infection Are you paying close attention? In sex-ed (In sex-ed) Remember what you read (Remember what you've read) Just forget what the others have said Get it through your head Use your brain before you go to bed It only takes one sperm cell, to make a baby And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye God, it burns! And did we mention, the risk of getting STD's? Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well, maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second, this is not about sports (Quick fact!) You can't get girls while you're wearing these shorts When she gives you affection (Woah) You better wear protection That skank might have an infection Are you paying close attention? In sex-ed (In sex-ed) Remember what you read (Remember what you've read) Just forget what the others have said Get it through your head Use your brain before you go to bed Your body's growing, you will get hairy Your puny voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink, you will get zits on your face Without this knowledge, you will scare girls away So listen to this song everyday!