I was drivin' through Georgia in late July On a day hot enough to make the devil sigh I saw a homemade sign writtin' in red Rhine County Watermelon Festival ahead Well, I wasn't in a hurry, so I slowed down Took a two lane road to a one horse town There was a party goin' on when I got there I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor He said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law If you drink, don't drive Do the watermelon crawl" When the band started playin The watermelon queen said "Let me show you somethin' That you ain't never seen" She grabbed me by the arm said "Come on lets go" She dipped down, spun around, and do-si-doed She rocked back on her heels Dropped down to her knees Crawled across the floor Then she jumped back on her feet She wiggled and she jiggled Beat all you ever saw Said this is how you do The watermelon crawl She said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law If you drink, don't drive Do the watermelon crawl" If you're ever down in Georgia 'round about July If you ain't in a hurry, then you oughta stop by I can guarantee that you're goin have a ball Learnin' how to do the watermelon crawl Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine Help yourself to some, but obey the law If you drink, don't drive Do the watermelon crawl Yeah, do the watermelon crawl Have fun you all Yeah, do the watermelon crawl