These are the lyrics to 'Kitty' by The Presidents of the United States of America, a song that on its surface describes a stray cat seeking shelter. However, the lyrics contain several layers of concern: (1) Explicit profanity — 'Fuck you, kitty' appears three times, making it clearly inappropriate for young children. (2) The song employs well-known double entendres and euphemisms throughout. The repeated use of 'pussy' (while literally referring to a cat), combined with phrases like 'wanna touch it,' 'pettin' and lovin',' 'circlin' around my ankle,' and 'lookin' so satisfied,' creates a strong layer of sexual innuendo that older listeners will readily recognize. The cumulative effect of these layered phrases goes well beyond innocent cat-related content. (3) The obsessive repetition of 'I wanna touch it' adds to the suggestive tone. While the song is widely interpreted as genuinely being about a cat and is often presented as humorous and playful, the density of sexual double entendres and the presence of explicit profanity push this content beyond what is appropriate for younger audiences. The playful framing does not diminish the innuendo, per assessment guidelines.
Meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Little bag of bones, been out all night (meow) Little bag of bones, been out all night (meow) Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door? (Meow) Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door? (Meow) Little bag of bones, been out all night (meow) He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head (meow) He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide (meow) He's circlin' around my ankle (meow) He's circlin' around my ankle (meow) He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide Kitty, won't you come inside? Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow Meow Meow Meow Meow A pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied (meow, meow) A pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied (meow, meow) I'm lost in his little yellow round eye (meow) Lost in his little yellow round eye (meow) Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied (meow, meow) Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night (meow) Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night (meow) Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night Outside A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it Touch it, I wanna touch it I wanna touch it I wanna touch it Wanna touch it Wanna touch it I wanna touch it, touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
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Analysis performed on August 21, 2026