Happy with no teeth Happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach Starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot Meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back and forth That's my only destination Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that I gotta Two-string on my left Total subsonic vacation Y'got Chicken on the drums Poundin' out a perfect perscription Got 20 little worms All plugged into amplification Got 1500 base drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that I'm sittin' on the back porch, kickin' my legs back Rockin' in my rockin' chair, jus' sittin' there Awning on the lil' back porch is 'bout to fall apart So I think I might repair it Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it Some little friends come along with some Two-string, one-string, no-string guitars And they plug 'em all in to the back porch And they sit around, playin' all their favorite songs They kick it back, feelin' real good, real fine Real full of the wine And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great I just feel so good y'know, I'm 70 years old And I'm sippin' everything through a straw But I'm an Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that old man is me Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch And that