I said I wanted Thin Mints and you said you knew a guy You showed up with a boombox and stars in your eyes Who knew cuddling on trampolines could be so reckless? We bonded over Black Eyed Peas and complicated exes Fell so deeply into it It was all so innocent Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a- I got death threats filling up semi trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked- I'm the hot topic on your tongue I'm a rebound gettin' 'round stealin' from the young Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy I'm not catastrophizing, everything's derailing Was only tryna hold you close while your heart was failing It's not internet illusion, just two kids going through it You said, "I'm too late to be your first love, but I'll always be your favorite" Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a- I got death threats filling up semi trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked- I'm the hot topic on your tongue I'm a rebound gettin' 'round stealin' from the young Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy All because I liked a boy Fell so deeply into it It was all so innocent Dating boys with exes No, I wouldn't recommend it I'm a homewrecker, I'm a- I got death threats filling up semi trucks Tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy And all of this, for what? When everything went down We'd already broken up Please, tell me who I am, guess I don't have a choice All because I liked a boy Ah-ah (a boy) Ah-ah (a boy) Ah All because I liked a boy