Once upon a time there was a (girl) Girl, and there was a serpent (serpent) Oh, and her name was Eve (Eve) And she took a bite from the apple (apple) And the story ain't this dissimilar Many, many, many, many moons later She'd be deceived by her very own traitor And he weren't even my type on paper Such sweet poetry he would write It's The WhatsApp Shakespeare killer, we call him Lies just to climb into your bedroom door Now you're fighting for your life on your bedroom floor And then, oh, devil did send him, heart of blue, black venom My mother knew when she met him Wolf in sheep's clothes, oh, but in this case, denim Uh, cold-blood felon Oh, how mother would then mourn the ghost of her daughter As he lured me in like a lamb to the slaughter Yeah, yeah, sounds very dramatic, don't it? A modern-day tragedy, I call it It's a true story, it happened Oh, how he romanced (romanced) on me, on me, on me He'd WhatsApp call me, call me with a "Wherefore art thou, true love?" He strikes again, oh, he's a cursive kisser He romanced on me, on me, on me Romeo, oh, no, I was a fool to love you, damn Juliet must run, (Juliet) Juliet must vanish Damn it, cut him off, savage, he must be banished The WhatsApp Shakespeare killer I was still breathing, baby, just barely (barely) Grandma had to bring her Bible (bible) Sister wanna hunt him down, but only Jesus can save him now Like-like-like Lazarus, I did rise, what a miracle she could survive Lost her accent in the dead of the night When the light in her eyes left with her Hold sis earrings, go get him Oh, how mother would then mourn the ghost of her daughter As he lured me in like a lamb to the slaughter Yeah, yeah, sounds very dramatic, don't it? A modern-day tragedy, I call it Not with thy flesh, but with thy words, he would Romance (romance) on me, on me, on me He'd WhatsApp call me, call me with a "Wherefore are thou, true love?" He strikes again, oh, he's a cursive kisser He romanced on me, on me, on me Romeo, oh, no, I was a fool to love you, damn Juliet must run, (Juliet) Juliet must vanish Damn it, cut him off, savage, he must be banished The WhatsApp Shakespeare killer Run, Juliet, run, Juliet, run Silence all notifications Forward this text to at least ten people, please Thy words I plead from thy tongue His weapons of mass seduction My midsummer night nightmare, don't end up like me He's still out there, Romeo Fraud He's a 6'2" sick mother, five months minimum recovery From a sweet lie to the all-out Shakespearean voice-notary Though I'd love to clarify, no one did die in the story But I didn't side when I found out I was one of seven of the leading ladies Starring in the new romantic thriller Presenting the WhatsApp Shakespeare Killer Ooh, he's a cursive kisser (Romeo Fraud) He'd WhatsApp call me (call me, call me with the, mm, wow) Wherefore (ooh) art thou (mm), true love? Oh (bam, bam, bam, bam, bam), he would romance Where once I lived in the palm of his hand And at the time, how could I understand? Why now, I ask you to forward this message Or face seven months' sadness You better run Stick it to the man You better run while you can 'Fact, your Uber's outside Must learn the art of airtime You never must reply You must escape the clutches of this Fake Prince Charming, a.k.a The WhatsApp Shakespeare, darling, dun-dun, dun-dun-dun