Stop what you're doing 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that you're used to I look funny, but yo, I'm making money, see So yo, world, I hope you're ready for me Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the underground Now drink up all the Hennessy you got on yourself So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Humpty Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funky And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump it I'm stepping tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm funky like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick with this, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get reduced Come on, do the Humpty Hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Check me out, y'all, uh, do the Humpty Hump Just watch me do the hump Uh, uh, uh, do the Humpty Hump Do you know what I'm doing? Do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo..." Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny looking" That's alright 'cause I get things cooking You stare, you glare, you constantly try to compare me But you can't get near me I give a mercy and on a four beat All the girls, they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere 'Cause in a sixty-nine, my Humpty nose is bigger You're real, my nose is big, uh, uh, uh I'm not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid I get laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge Both how I'm living and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothing like "looted" I sang on "Do What You Like" and if you missed it I'm the one who said, "Just dance the doodle" Come on, do the Humpty Hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Check me out, y'all, uh, do the Humpty Hump Just watch me do the hump Uh, uh, uh, do the Humpty Hump Do you know what I'm doing? Do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo..." Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo..." Come on, do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Sexy lady, do the Humpty Hump Come on and do the Humpty Hump Do you know what I'm doing? You do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself Let me tell you a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do, check it out The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Come on, do the Humpty Hump Check me out, y'all, uh, do the Humpty Hump Just watch me do the hump Uh, uh, uh, do the Humpty Hump Do you know what I'm doing? Do the Humpty Hump I do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo..." Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo..."